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Collectinig TEXT ADVENTURE #8-27This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, businesses, companies, events or locales is entirely coincidental.
MIT/CC0/Public Domain31 January, 1942.
We head into the apartment.
Lots of space. Two rooms and a closet.
Incredibly, the closet is larger than the other two
rooms combined.
I ask about the carpet.
"Don’t worry about it," says the realtor.
I could easily do my school work in that closet.
There is a kitchen sink, but no stove. One living room wall is mirrored, encouraging the illusion that the room is more than six feet wide.
Flip on the closet light. Wood paneling. A little door, all the way in the back. I walk over and tap it with my foot.
The door doesn’t budge, but the carpeting on thefloor begins to pull away from the wall. A hand emerges from the folds, groping at my shoe. The hand brushes my ankle and then abruptly disappears
beneath the carpet.
Noted.
I pull back the rug and there is no floor under
beyond the range of my vision. Almost certainly the
owner of the hand that had just tried to grab my foot.
For obvious reasons, I find this unacceptable.
I slip off my backpack and follow the hand into
the crawlspace.
The air is wet with men’s cologne. Basement humidity laps at my neck. I dab my forehead with my handkerchief and then return it to my back pocket. Adjust my visor.
Heat signatures.I crawl after what could only have been a small
child.
At one point I get stuck between the floor supports and whatever it is they are supporting. A piece
of insulation jams into my ear and I nearly break my
arm trying to get out of my jacket to dig it out.
Finally, I catch a glimpse of the boy. He flashes a
small light in my eyes and then giggles as he rounds a
corner, once again beyond my sight. I can’t move, so
I simply grunt and try to relax my shoulders. I’m still
stuck in place. Still can’t get out of my jacket.
I realize now that my shoes have gone missing.
A moment to collect myself.
Just what is going
on here?
Weapons check out. My visor is functioning normally. Still, I can’t connect to anything beyond a few
feet in any direction. Local lighting is unresponsive.
I
manage
to
wiggle
out
of
my
trousers
and
advance
several
more
feet
into
the
darkness.Unlogged.
I hear a group of children, singing. Arguing? In
any case, they are making a lot of noise.
Hadn’t counted on neighbors.
I climb down from the ceiling.
Elderly couple. Well dressed. Tied to a pair of kitchen chairs. Also, blindfolded. The children (the ones I heard?) are laughing and striking them, repeatedly, with rattan sticks.
Puzzling.The old man smiles conspiratorially, seeming to relish the repeated blows to his stomach. "We’re old, not dead!" he suddenly shouts.
"He’s hard of hearing," explains the old woman.
"What?"
"I SAID, YOU’RE HARD OF HEARING."
One of the children sits on a cardboard box, framing the scene with his hands.
Apparently, taking
video.
weathered hand, she whispers in my ear that she
wants me to remove her blindfold.
"I’m blind," she says.
"Hey lady, aren’t we all?"
Weapons finally charged, I shoot some of the children and then the old man. Kick over his chair. Reload. Finish the job. Log the events and clonememory to my jacket.
Finally alone.
Well, almost.
The old woman slips out of her shoes. Slowly rolling down her beige pantyhose, she asks me to unzip her blouse from behind and then to help her with the clasp of her necklace.
She gives me a little head and then we begin to
make love.
After a while, something seems to change.
No
longer seems right. I say as much, out loud.
Silence.
Back away and wipe my hands on my legs.
She says nothing.
The old woman is reading,
obviously not paying attention.
I speak louder and finally she answers, without
changing her apparent focus.
"Time for bed."
I nod and head for the bathroom. Time to brush
my teeth.
So, this is basement life.
I’ve just turned fifteen years old.
So far, 1942 is diminishing returns.
March, 1942.
Turn down the contrast on my visor and the room
fades back into view.
What was the woman saying?
Distraction from subliterature.
"Take that stupid thing off," she says, sounding
annoyed.
Can’t understand the objection.
My face looksfine.
"Hey, it’s the ’40s, babe." I kick at a loose piece
of carpet.
"Help me with these boxes," she says.
"I have homework. Then, sleep."
"So, start reading."
The woman doesn’t understand me. Hasn’t, really, since I came down here. Doesn’t have eyes to see.
Offered my visor, but she’s made it clear she isn’t
interested.
Humidity in the basement is a problem. I’m worried about the electronics.
Somehow, her equipment
keeps functioning.
The woman has taken in several children.
At
Answer the phone in the usual manner. The script hovers, insistently, several subjective feet in front of my face. By now I’ve committed its contents to memory. The script is no longer necessary.
The old woman coaches me. To sharpen my diction. To teach me to handle the problem customers. Another thing I don’t need.
"Your voice. You sound like a girl," she says.
What is that supposed to mean?
"Bright," I shout into the phone. Formal like.
"What? Who are you? You sound like a girl."
"Et tu, everyone?" I sigh, under my breath.
The customer hangs up.
After my shift I try some writing. The old woman will want to follow my progress. I stick to the basics: date, time, location, principals a tally ofevents.
Her reaction is predictably flat.Already knew what she would say.
Back to the
training software.
Note the response.
A year of this work and I’ll have enough to conclude my report.
No reason to return to the apartment upstairs. Furniture was never delivered. Besides, everything I own fits into my shoulder bag.
Closet floor has healed over.The old woman doesn’t like me talking about
home.
I sit down on my bed and page through the day’s
results.
Callers from around the world.
All former
residents of the basement.
Why they have the number.
More names than I had expected.
Several, I recognize.
Drop my leaf into my bag and carefully make my
bed. Glare in her direction.
The old woman crosses my name off of her list.
This is not good. Hasn’t been enough time to
gather the information I need. That I came for.
Being asked to leave, anyway.
I shrug and climb into the ceiling.
Migrant user.
Untrained.
But: Miranda RightsGold Account. Have to let him go.
Clean out the rest of the living room. Downtown
is packed; so, processing them through the apartment,
one at a time.
The whole thing takes quite a while.
New job feels just like the old job.
On the other hand, I’ve never heard of Acme,
either.
"Stagflation."
"In operating systems?"
"Can you think of a single new idea that’s hit the
desktop since 1918?"
"Transparent terminal windows?"
That’s quite enough. I halt the interview. Bypass
Closet floor on the mend. I put up a wire, to hang
up my clothes. No boxes on the carpet.
The old woman remains uncommunicative.
I’ve hired a few school kids, to help move stray
If anyone is wanting the New Release of Beauty and the Beast (Blu-Ray/DVD combo pack), I have an extra one
I type.Some of the kids I hired are not working out. Appear to be using the underware to access protected resources in the basement.
No.Even so, I’m running out of folders to keep them
busy.
See if they decided to listen.
Their
skills
are
developing
Kids have found a way back into the basement. I
piggyback. Free DVDs for everyone.
"Whatevs," one of them says, when I express my
gratitude.
Pulled up the carpeting in the closet for good.
Rolled it up and stuffed it behind the couch.
Meow.
Don’t want it to heal.
Installed new locks on the closet door.
Kids take the first watch.
Personal projects got in the way again.
They’re
always busy.
Some kind of sub-visor device. Primitive.
My review: "What is this."
Looks like a wig. They laugh me off.
"Wig for the Vizier."
Fan art.
"There is no safe word," he said, into his microphone.
Instantly, the crowd cheered.
He was wearing his new wig.
The Vizier flushed.
listened to the crowd. Discussion was trending towards nothing of importance. And yet, the people were still chatting idly, spiting the word of the law. Now they could hear themselves over the loudspeakers. Their retractions were boilerplate, inept; but still he was pleased with the uncomfortable noises emanat
ing from the cheap seats.He clicked off his microphone. Coughed, softly,
then clicked it back on.
"You
people
have
no
idea
what
I’m
goingthrough," he said.
"I know the word," said the Vizier.
"I just can’t
think of it right now."
The men continued tying him to the grill.
The Vizier slipped out of his Nike Air Cortez and
"This is a disappointing way for a Caliphate to
divest."
Now stripped of the rest of his clothing, the group
of men continued the process of smoothing the spicy
soning lodged in his sinuses, coaxing forth a powerful
sneeze.
"Al’hamdo Lilah," said one of the chefs.
"Yarhamaka Allah," said the Vizier.
"All things
considered, I hope at least that I taste good on a paper
plate."
"We’ll see," said one of the men, straining to
work yet more of the rub into the Vizier’s taut thighs.
"I’m
one
hundred
percent
serious,"
said
theVizier.
is
"Wait! I remember! Westsiiiide! The safe word
Westsiiiide!"
The Vizier managed to free one of his hands. He
chefs were not moved by this retreat into the classics.
"You said there wasn’t a safe word."
"Look, that was dogma. This is dinner. And I’m
"Me neither. Preferred the political theater. Even
the reruns."
"Yeah. Let’s get out of here. Maybe we can still
beat the post-event traffic."
For once, the car started without any trouble.
The photo contained more detail. In real life, the woman’s movements seemed indistinct, lacking in definition. Blurry, even. The photo revealed a gracefulness that was absent from the awkwardly perambulating visage that paced before him in the kitchen. Her apparent beauty was a matter of interpretation.
Slake took a drink from his cup.He considered his options. Before he could speak he found that the old woman had resumed her monologue. Bending his ear, as usual.
"Those friends of yours are no good. Wastingnone of this mattered. You’re going to see how they
turn out."
"Aye, Nana."
Slake
adjusted
his
gauntlet.
The
old
woman
wanted to knock out the kitchen wall.
One of the
younger kids had said it was typical of her restlessness. No real purpose to the changes. He took down
some measurements and then set himself to wait.
"I forget sometimes that you contractors can’t just
power yourselves down. Go on, then, get out of here.
I’ll
ring
tomorrow
after
I’ve
decided
on
a
colorscheme."
workers. Mostly, non-natives. Non-graduates. No doubt an intentional strategy. Once their work is completed, they won’t be coming back. The lack of a common language keeps them from comparing their
experiences with the current residents of our happy
home, or, for that matter, with anyone above ground.
How the hell is she paying for all of this?
We don’t yet know.
the production’s earliest performances; had been transformed; had adopted the surname of his favorite character, in spite of the gentle advice of his friends
and family. People laughed knowingly at his newname. He found that it was usually good for a few tankards of ale. And so, the/his laughter rang out, down, through the centuries. The fact had pursued
Slake throughout his education, but he had avoided delving too deeply into the original material onaccount of having little interest in family traditions.Later, in prison, when he had been forced to scan through the works of William Shakespeare in order to organize a brief overview of all human literature, he had learned to hate the material on its own merits.
Slake flicked away his cigarette and donned his
donkey helmet.
"Out of the way, asshead," said one of the children as she elbowed her way into the kitchen.
The old woman finished the dishes, wiping her
hands on her apron.
"Be polite," she admonished.
"Aye, Nana," chirped the young girl.
"Really, I don’t mind," said Slake Bottom.
Without warning, the old woman pulled up her
apron, propping it in front of her face, exposing the
tops of her legs, as well as the fact that she was not
wearing any clothes beneath the tails of her shirt.
"Slake, how many eyes do I have?"
"Eyes? I don’t understand. What are you talking
about?"
"Count.
My.
Eyes.
Stop jabbering and answer.
By the way, they’re up here." Motioning from behind
the upturned apron.
"I I can’t see them."
"Really, that’s interesting," said the old woman,
apparently losing interest in the conversation.
"I’m no longer human," complained Slake Bottom. "Haven’t been, for some years."
"Do you dream in color?"
"Define color."
Slake exhaled
smoke
the
color
of
unpolished
steel. It contrasted sharply with the rich green of the
old woman’s bedspread. He didn’t feel anything, one
way or the other.
"Your uniform is monochrome.
Even your flesh
is a pallid gray.
There is little to distinguish you in
the presence of other men. And what about your main
weaponry?"
"I know, I know," said Slake, resigned to the dull
finish of his sidearm. "I’ve been saving up for something new."
He sat, sagging, his helmet removed, his face in
his hands.
"Do you want to talk about it?" asked Nana Mold.
"I guess that would be okay. When they brought
me back to Earth they placed no restrictions on conversation.
And there’s nothing in my contract about
the basement."
"Only reason you were brought down here," Nana
said, reassuringly.
Peek out of my bedroom into the hall. Some kind
of commotion.
Hm, nothing.
Decide on dinner.
Something from the fridge.But: kitchen door locked.
The old woman? No. One of the girls.
Curious, though.
Down the hall. The old woman’s bedroom.
Also locked.
Back to my bedroom.
Tools.
Then, I decide I
don’t really care.
Sit down on my bed. Pick up my book.
Message waiting.
Not right now. Delete. Leave me to my book.
I lose a couple of hours, flipping pages.
Don’t
Albert Lunsford dispensed his wisdom
to
thechildren of the basement. Or so Lunsford dreamed.
"Wake up, kid."
Slake nudged the boy, poking him in the shoulder
with his side-arm. The boy just sort of laid there.
"Get up."
"God, leave me alone."
Slake banged his gun on the nightstand, causing
Lunsford’s glass of water to tip over.
It spilled onto
his face.
"Hey!"
"Out of bed. You’re wanted in the kitchen."
Nana had been busy programming diapers when
the recruiter had made his presence known.
"Sit down, Lunsford."
Albert sunk into a chair, resting his elbows on the
table. He didn’t want to be there.
"Why is there a headhunter in my kitchen?"
"Nana, I don’t "
Wrong.
"Don’t backsass me.
Think.
How did he get
down here?"
Reel it out.
Slowly.
You can’t afford to be on
punishment when you have to report for basic training.
"I... I let him in."
Slake shook his head.
"Unacceptable!" Nana stomped her foot.
It was
clear now that she was angry. She passed the gun to
Albert. "You take care of him."
Lunsford accepted the weapon and checked the
command history.
Logged out and then logged back
in.
"Sorry, fella. We’re not interested."
Albert squeezed his eyelids closed and slowly
pulled the trigger.
Royt Piper had heard all about the basement. From headquarters. From no one in particular. The information coming out had been spotty, but a picture was starting to form. If the intel could be trusted, these basement dwellers had located theShroud.
"There’s a signing bonus of thirty-five million dollars. BCT is a nine week stint in Vincennes. AITgood and tired of Indiana before you’re finished."
"I believe you," said Albert Lunsford.
"Thinspirators, Lunsford. Always lurking."
"It’s plausible, at least," said Albert.
moids in the fibers indicate an early 18th century
provenance. The inscription, obviously his words."
"I said it sounded plausible."
Royt held up the model Shroud.
A 6XL t-shirt
that drug the floor even as he stood balanced on the
edge of the mattress.
"Read it," he said.
Lunsford’s lips moved as he scanned the words.
"I doubt it," he mumbled, aloud.
"Good," allowed Piper. "Reading is believing."
He was suddenly feeling very tired. He told Royt he could crash in the empty room down the hall. Then, he climbed into his bed and turned out the light, his fading thoughts lingering upon his novel-in-progress. Nothing in his life seemed interesting enough to pre
serve in writing. Certainly not his job, or anythingSlake thought, She seems overly concerned with keeping the place clean. He leaned back in his chair and lit another cigarette.
"Albert. This is disappointing. Do you really not understand why we can’t have recruiters wandering around in the basement?"
Nana leaned on her mop, waiting for an answer. She glared at the ashes Slake flicked onto her floor."I
I suppose these men are predisposed to asking
a lot of questions."
"It’s not the questions that are a problem. It’s the
paperwork. They’ll trip you up with what they write
down."
"No contracts," offered Slake, in summary.
"’No company will ever pay you enough to successfully sue them,’" recited Albert, under his breath.
After a moment, Nana seemed pleased.
Slake
marked down his grade.
"Very good.
Now, let’s get you into your jammies. it’s time for bed."
Nana and Slake made sure the children were asleep before they locked down the hallway and made their way to Thomas’ room.
Knocked on his door. The boy was evidently still awake. He lay on his bed, staring at his ceiling, perhaps waiting for them to arrive. He signaled for them to enter.
"A diaper marketed to automatically upload its oracular interpretation of the child’s feces," he suggested.
"Old news," said the old woman. "We’ve been using them for years. Hell, from what I understand,you used to wear them.""Just an idea," said Thomas, somewhat crestfallen.
"Something has happened," stated Slake, serious
recruiter. Someone asking about the Shroud."
"Mein Gott. Did he sign anything?"
"Unknown at this time.
Have to wait it out.That’s the word from counsel."
"Not a great position to be in."
"Agreed."
Nana fidgeted, impatiently.
"It doesn’t matter if
he’s signed or not. He’s still a minor."
"Won’t much matter if they’ve gone and lowered
the draft age.
Marketers working now don’t even
shave."
top.""Hm.
Sounds like they’re getting desperate, up
"This basement is still off-limits.
Regardless of
denomination."
And then: "Bah. Stupid shirt doesn’t even fit."
Christmas, 1942.
Prosthetic legs at fifty percent.
Hurts.
Admit it: scaring myself.
Duck behind the Mercedes.
Vizier under much
for the next ten minutes. Glance at the snow.
Legs at forty-three percent. Not good.
Over the back of the car.
Scuff shoes on pavement.
Back into my pockets for ammunition.
Get
into a rhythm. But: still losing power. Find a way to
recharge.
Without warning, the Vizier’s car resolves to pull away from the alley. Eyes follow the tracks. Realization: they’re sticking with standard procedure. VIP out of the line of fire.
Locate a sliver and waste thirty seconds charging
my legs.
Phase one is a shambles.
The old woman won’t
like my report.
Start running after the car.
The Vizier had switched himself out. Long before the barbecue. Just another changeover. Recent events scrolled by, nothing catching in his mind.
He rested in the back of his limousine, staring down at the VHS cassette in his hand. Black, rectangular plastic against pale flesh and gold brocade.
Insert the cassette.
Presently, there appeared upon the screen a fifty
percent blue/pink gradient field.
Hovering above the
smudge of colors was a familiar phrase, USING MAGIC TO FIGHT DRUG ABUSE. The Vizier was able to take some comfort in the kerning of the type
face and the contours of the drop shadow. He pondered the traditional refrain. One benefit of membership in this ancient fraternity was the freedom to seek
refuge in its various conceits. Like so many before him, he decided to proceed as if the message were addressed specifically to himself. He straightened his
necktie and opened a packet of cocaine.Word came from the driver that the Vizier’s destination was within reach.
Sensing no alternative, he nodded his assent.
With some effort, reached for the remote.
"We
need
more
b-temps
for
the
party,"
he
shouted into the glass partition. "These other ones are
dead!"
The vehicle lurched to a stop and his door was
yanked open by someone standing outside the window.
Harsh
winter
sunlight
invaded
the
armoredcabin.
He
stared
up
at
the
man’s
spiked
hair,
enveloped by the stench of some considerable amount of hair product. The man was grinning from ear to ear.
"I hope that’s a limo full of money, ’cause we’ve
brought mountains and mountains of our finest white
powder."
A second man appeared, this one not grinning atall.
He carried a sheet of translucent green paper.
One leg powers down completely as I approach the parked limousine. Drop to my knee and then pull myself back up and lock the joint manually.
Suddenly notice the others.Spinning up my weapon to take out the newcomers and then it happens, I’m face down on the slick pavement. Scrape my chin.
On second thought, relieved. Don’t think anyone saw me take aim. Or fall. But, locked leg and nothing to pull myself up with.
And now: unobstructed view of their ankles.
Spin up the gun.
Hey, weird shoes.
I lay here on the ground and consider my life.
Leaving the basement is increasingly difficult.
Even on these short missions. Place has everything I
need.
Diversions, companionship, nourishment.
The
religious stuff I can take or leave.
Then there’s that
huge t-shirt.
Think about my room.
The old woman keeps the heat on.
Few objectionable personal habits.
Doesn’t seem to mind thestate of my body, either.
A steady supply of spare
parts.
Eventually,
I
know,
I’ll
be
forced
to
leave.
Whether I want to or not.
Mission completion leads
to extraction. The natural order. But it’s possible this
excursion may last for years. I’ve no way of knowing
keep on, keeping on. Always doing my best.
Speaking of.
Pants have gone cold. Legs dead.
Visor controlis on the fritz so I pull on my gloves.
The shoes look soft. Puffy? No heels. Some sort of transparent section, there, along the bottom. An actual logo or insignia sewn onto the side. Tongue
that reads: PUMP. Is that leather? And where are the
laces?
Velcro?
Whatever, the conversation is concluded.
The
pink aircraft has vanished more quickly than makes
sense for a vehicle of that size. Car starts up and peels
out.
I’m humping it again.
The Vizier often diminished himself through commerce. He claimed the privilege under a branch of theological speculation less popular in the current
century than in times passed. While it was necessary to conduct most transactions in private, he longed to demonstrate the art of the deal to his followers. Unbe
knownst to his political advisers, he had prepared awindow as the limousine accelerated into a long curve. As the road behind him slowly faded from view, he thought that he could make out the silhouette
of a man clad in full commando gear, sprinting forward into the vehicle’s wake. He wondered: Potential customer?Actually, my armchair is quite sophisticated.
I’ve read all the criticisms, but the handling is
superb.
Armor competitive with the industry standard. High bandwidth and low TCO.
Anyway, it works for me.
I’m able to navigate the Iron Triangle.
Nana, the company and the war.
From my armchair I can keep an eye on how these pieces are moving around the board. I may not understand it all, but
at least I’m creating a record. On playback, someone
else can interpret the details.
Enter Slake Bottom.
Contractor, yes. Construction worker, no. I was
mistaken, before, when I thought she was needling
Too many hours in her bedroom with the door
locked. I’m not fooled.
I’ve been able to gather more data.
Increased
travel in and out of the basement, as of late. Working
in Eastern Europe. Something having to do with navi
The Vizier ran a disciplined subgovernment. For
the most part.
Historically speaking, he appeared to be a geniusof
organizational
planning.
Multiple
clone
procs
York. Unlikely that it was any New York he had ever
known.
The
Vizier
felt
reasonably
certain
that
histhoughts were under control.
"We were just having this same discussion. Shall
we continue, then, after lunch?"
The Vizier took a light touch with his staff.
Let
them set their own schedules. The method had served
him well in the old country.
Three weeks in.
Slake Bottom ran his hand over the boy’s face,
mussed
his hair.
This triggered a minimal reflex
action in the child’s legs.
"Sit still," he commanded.
Lunsford, undeterred, continued to squirm.
Slake
shook
his
head.
Withdrew
his
bladed
instrument and replaced the lid of Lunsford’s skull.
Tapped him lightly on the chest to let him know the
procedure was completed.
The boy sat up.
"I’ve allowed my body to fail me again, sir," said
Lunsford.
"Try not to think of it as pain. You’re always so
focused on the negative.
Need to develop a more
diverse perspective grid."
"Unfortunately, I’ve got this unshakable grip on
reality," said Lunsford.
Slake Bottom lit a cigarette.
"We’re pushing your immune system past its limits. We need you in the proper frame of mind."
"I’m trying, sir.
I want to do my best.
For the
country. It’s just that I can’t stop these ideas coming
into my head. Can’t go to sleep. I just keep thinking
about what all this might mean, where we really are,
who I really am. It’s a lot to for someone my age to
take in."
Slake took a drag on his cigarette. Went back to
work, sterilizing his equipment.
"We know, son."
The old woman has found my armchair. Unauthorized equipment. Strictly forbidden.
Evasive maneuvers ensue. Mostly useless. Tried to bargain with her, to no avail. Offered to stop taking notes while on the clock. She wasn’t having any of it. She could stop me taking notes any time she wanted to, it was true.
Drag the chair up, through the floor. Out to the curb. Don’t really want to leave it up here. ClassifiedWhat is the meaning of this? Beats me. Look at
the carpet. Answers all questions.
The floor finally opens and I crawl back through
to the basement.
Something is different. Lighting? The smell?
Back suddenly sore. Lesions.
Into my room.
Lay down on my bed and try toread the ceiling.
January, 1943.
Lunsford’s betrayal has not been forgotten.
Far from it. Potential for failure was why he was
what went on there remains obscured. I never get to
see the cross-references on what I turn in.
I’m sure something untoward is taking place.
Nana shows no signs of concern. Assuming she’s
even noticed.
By now, the humans in her basement
are the least of her worries.
Slake’s insistence on
overseas shipping pushes matters even further beyond the perimeter of her interest. Not her problem. We humans are on our own.
For his part, Lunsford continues to churn out
reams of commentary on the company’s paper.
Have to read through it all, at least once, for my
reports.
Sometimes, I respond.
One of the commentaries is a doozy. By the time I’m ready to formulate a response it’s well out of date. Textlag. Still, I can’t let it just hang in the air. I have to repy.
Probably not wise.
I pull out my binder and review the passages I
underlined using my system of multi-colored highlighters. Click through the full menu to make sure the
formatting is still coherent.
Refresh my outline and
then get down to business.
I’ve been devoting a great deal of thought
to these theories of yours, as of late. I
sat
down
and
re-read
the
recent
installments again, this time in reverse
order. Amazingly, the structure held. I
resisted the urge to continue all the way
back to the beginning of the series, where
tangible analogies might overwhelm me with
the notion that the Greens were actually
receding from prominence.
Pious healers
who
sealed
wounds
with
their
ritual
blades, casting in their wake a trail of
fascinating strips of paper, which, once
dispersed, accumulated in value and might
be traded interchangeably with (transmuted
into?)
dysphoria.
concepts
language.
associations between slivers of narrative
and their Green counterparts are palpable,
wind an analogous, residual trail through
the clumps of traumatized grey matter that
misceginate freely beneath my scalp.
I
closed my leaf. Developed a headache. I
resisted the urge to break into the
hallway and declare my appreciation for
your work.
(I believe your door might
have been locked.)
Instead, I re-read
pages 266 276 and started to mentally
compose my "go figure" letter, musing on
the
typical
reactions
to
the
latest
installment. At that precise moment, with
no rational explanation, my leaf powered
worthless
gold.
Temporal
Contextual exhaustion.
The
are
quite
literally
beyond
And
yet,
the
vestigial
down. Try as I might, I could not get it
to restart.
Diagnostics revealed a full
charge.
Connection was sound.
A less
practical-minded correspondent might be
forgiven for dwelling on these details,
becoming convinced of obvious signs and
portents.
The first instance on record of the impossibility of interacting with Lunsford. Anyway, the law is the law.
5I’m writing, now, after almost a year of silent, monthly reflection, to relate a few salient points and to ask a couple of spurious questions. They include:
[REDACTED]sidered, it’s amazing I have time to read all of his stuff, much less to respond to it at length. On the other hand, hagiography wins wars.
Prediction: eventually, I’ll be withdrawn from the operation.Explaining anything is useless. Wilde was onto something with his "When the critics disagree, the Artist is in accord with himself." How this squares with governing the Republic is reflected in the novel invention of the anonymous ballot. Voters at the polls aren’t required to qualify their choices (at least, not yet), and such is as it should be. The artistic voice selects raw materials in the same manner as the constituent -by haphazardly aiming at pregnant chads. Does this disturb? "And it harm none...", enlightened self-interest takes its rightful place subservient to the internal dialogue. It’s important to make good choices, or at least ones that you can live with. Reconciling those choices with the distinctive sensibilities of others isn’t always desirable, or even possible. And that isn’t such a sad fact. Give and take can’t balance when the other end won’t let go, and there’s no reason to push anyone off the merry-go-round simply because they happen to be swinging out while you happen to be swinging in. Posit a balance which subsumes individual acts and embodies the entirety of human endeavor; literally, beyond good and evil. Many attribute the label "God" to this construct and then happily carry on with their lives, proceeding to ignore the self-evident wisdom of their discovery.
[REDACTED]The fact that Sontag alludes to this problem in her September piece would not seem to immediately disqualify her from the larger debate when we’re honestly considering the facts (though, other factors could probably be sussed out if the need were to arise).
[REDACTED]Lunsford can be evasive when he doesn’t want to admit to a contradiction. Also, he loves to hate Susan Sontag.
I stop writing to him. He no longer shows up at the dinner table.massive administrative overhead. No one could manage this alone, all by themselves.
Offload low-level maintenance to Some of them humans. Back of the envelope calculation, resources will be exhausted by the end of the
year.
Example: Just ran out of soda.
Elevator to subbasement seventeen. Always dis
question. Six perspectives, simultaneous counterparts
vying for dominance.
Hexapla.
Slake would be useful here, could help me move
the racks, but he won’t be back for several weeks.
Overseas silence. Hasn’t even opened his checkbook.
Careful work, navigate glass corridors.
Flags: -v
Queasy, lost. Rooms all look the same. (There is
I’m not alone, down here.
Six of me argue the
point.
Failed notions strip weapons, then clothing.
Try another room.
So, automation.
past
graduates.
Which direction? Glass partition, infinite mirror.
Walls don’t lie, but consider the source.
Have to get out of here.
Back in the hallway. Lie on the reflecting floor,
laminate quietly.
Some time later, an interruption.
Nana on the
intercom. Scolding that I’m late for... my...
perspective on subbasement seventeen.
Hexapplication.
Return.
Oh, God, I never thought of it that way before.
Slow to rise, avoiding the bends.
Back at my standard depth, finally seeing things
clearly.
Have to get out of this place.
"The infinite closet!
You’ve been in the closet.
Shouldn’t have looked in that closet." Nana crosses
her arms and taps her foot on the yellow linoleum
floor, nervous and possibly angry. Her eyes drill into
Feeling guilty, but what is she talking about? Didn’t notice any closets down there. Unless she means...
"You saw the closet full of 6XL t-shirts? One for every day of the year? Just wait ’till you tell Lunsford." Slake is laughing. Smoking indoors. Definitely back in town.sweeps the contents of her wooden cutting board into
the pan. Grips the handle with her apron.
The vegetables cook.
Slake starts to say something, clearly intended as
sarcasm, but Nana pulls a hard face and he changes
his mind.
Brushes the ash from his lap and lights
another cigarette.
No, not really the kitchen. Haven’t moved. The
floor hasn’t changed a bit.
Face against the glass.
Legs click and I’m back on my feet, moving
down the corridor towards the freezer.
Get really turned around in this place.
Can’t
remember what I’m doing.
Go through a lot for a Gray Pop.
January, 4043.
Must be the t-shirts she mentioned.
"Not a closet." The six of me, still arguing architecture.
Books, boxes of toys, old diskettes. A lot of random junk under the clothes.
Some of it probably
valuable, to somebody.
Finally, the rows of soda cans.
Scoop a few into my backpack.
One in each
pants pocket.
As many as I can carry in my arms.
Makes it awkward to walk.
Back in the corridor, floor slippery, scared of my
own reflection.
Plaque on the elevator bares the legend: FAIL
SAFELY.
The plaque blinks knowingly, but I can’t
guarantee anything.
Jab the button, grab the cans
before they bounce off the floor.
Gravity still wrong.
Fall down, lose a can.
Bell dings.
Door opens to a stairway.
Nana
tosses down a snack from the kitchen but really, I’m not hungry. Portholes on the stairway. Outside, the stars. Space. Orbit.
Chronometer can’t be right.January, 1943.
Late for my own party.
We’re all at the table when Nana wheels out a
cake. Ah, I don’t know what to say.
Slake is here. Lunsford too.
And the quiet boy,
Plinth.
Conversations
recede
as
each
portion
is
distributed.
Paging through our booklets.
Occasional
flash of icing. One of the interns straightens her pinafore.
Everyone is surprised when Plinth dings his wine
glass and stands up to make a speech.
January, 4043.
Slake Bottom clenched a purple cigarette between
his gold-plated teeth and sat back in his harness,
sweating in his donkey helmet.
His spacecraft, the
HARDPACK,
piloted
itself
expertly
through
the
emergent skeletons of the New Sapporo shipyard, but the smoke filling his helmet made it impossible for him to see through his visor.
"Computer. Strike all references to PAN-OPTIattendance at the usual industry showcases and to concentrate solely on seeking outside contracts. Lay in a comfortable lining for his nest before winter.
The HARDPACK bleeped acceptance. He toreoff the receipt and pocketed it in his flight suit.are there really halfway houses
or are they just in our minds
it all comes out in the wash
in time
His most recent contract had been the overhaul of a small freighter. Auxiliary percept drive; some manual steering, but primarily driven by inadequately suppressed rage. This necessarily limited the pool of potential pilots. He’d already remodeled the forward lounge and was just getting started on the deck elevators when a major new contract came over the wire. Slake had never been one to abandon a job, but at these prices, he figured he’d do just about anything.
One query, based on the plans: A hot pink ship?Purple smoke wafted out of Slake’s nostrils. His
helmet bulged, felt too tight.
He figured the customer was always right.
Prior to the application of its skin, the ship seemed no larger, no more threatening than a grade school personnel carrier. Slake knew that this was a mistaken impression. He observed from his harness
as a crew of day laborers floated the ship’s titaniumwished they would step up the foundation work so he could disembark, clock in. He was anxious to get started on the interiors.
Other areas of the shipyard seemed desolate, by comparison. The sheer number of workers must result in massive administrative overhead. But, he was no longer a manager. Those people had proven they could take care of themselves.
He lost himself, then, for a few minutes, tracing the progress of a random piece of scrap as it navigatedThe HARDPACK bleeped an alert. Slake unfastened his seat belt, kicked off of his seat and drifted towards the toilet. He disconnected the Marlboro filters and attached the hose to his penis. Flipped the switch.
Finishing up, he climbed back into his harness
and nudged the steering mechanism with his knees,
easing the HARDPACK into position.
Company parking.
guy like him; unaffiliated, still a complete stranger. Maybe she had picked up something from the HARDPACK. He smiled beneath his helmet.
A notice. Received schematics. Start on the lower decks. Slake pulled on his data gloves and made for the deck elevator.
These ships crossed the Rainbow Bridge. Cutting between perspectives, avoiding the Kojaks. They hadto be flexible. Outfitting them for fiction paid good money. Sometimes, you’d get pulled along on a journey before your work was finished. A diligent worker
could rack up a lot of extra hours, that way. His take on it was that the life of a free agent had its trade-offs. Slake ran his hand down the wall of the corridor.
Glossy, pink.One more deck to go.
Slake liked to listen while he worked.
His donkey helmet was far more capable (and curious) than
the average foreman realized.
Well, let them laugh.
Schedule indicated another battery of inspectionswould be carried out early the next week. This time focusing upon the secure restroom facilities. Slake was certain that his coverage had been sufficient for
the ship to be deemed spaceworthy. Even so, theprepared to bestow their seal of approval.
The ship had begun to speak.
The RAGNAROK liked American comic books. Or so she had said. The ones set in New York, with the gender politics and costumes. Slake found it hard to believe.
"I’m from America," he had remarked, which hadn’t seemed to impress her the way he had hoped. Whatever, he got on with his work and avoided the subject whenever she brought it up.
He was grateful she had never pestered him about his name.Slake awoke, alone, his visual field bathed in an
endless white light.
The RAGNAROK wasn’t responding.
He didn’t panic.
dead. He couldn’t even raise general counsel.
The bed wouldn’t move.
He
glanced
around
the
room.
Gradually,
an
Lockers in the adjoining corridors were all standing open. Empty.
Slake moved his fuchsia light around the darkened corners of the bridge. Something like eight million iterations had been fed into the human interface
Still, the failure represented an
of contract. The console was guidelines prior to construction. But everything here was pink. Even in the low light, the design hurt his eyes. Why did the color bother him so much?
And where was everyone, anyway?As Slake suspected, the hijackers had gained entry through the plumbing in one of the supposedly secure restrooms.
The toilet seats had been flipped up, porcelain
caked and crumbled on the tile floor. He located the
invaders’ trail in fuchsia, traced their progress from
room to room, reconstructing the apparent sequence of
events.
No one and nothing was left aboard. Not a goodsign.
But, why had they left him behind?
And why
In the forward lounge he discovered a message carved into the inner layer of the pseudoglass observation wall:
PROSE EDDAon chattering in her ear. But there never was any response, never any hint of her voice rustling through the vents. Something in her had disconnected. With
out warning, she’d dropped her aspect and her vocal had petered out.A crushing loss, but Slake had proven stubborn. Persistent. In spite of repeated failures, he would and did try anything to get through to her.
He could feel himself starting to lose hope.The hijackers were long gone. He knew he’d have to accept the fact that he couldn’t force her to speak. At the same time, it wasn’t possible for him to believe that she’d simply chosen to ignore him. Some process inside of her must be blocking, restricting her movement, preventing her from stating plainly what was on her mind.
Social convention?nothing of the crew that had stripped from her hold. These missing workers were not simply an aspect of her supposed free will. They
had been real people. Not sentient devices. Not furniture. There was no way for him to retrieve them and
there was no way for him to make things right.
He had, in fact, slept through it all.
He suspected he already knew what had happened
to her while he was laid up in his quarters.
He’d
heard
tell
of
the
other
ships
of
her
line
who’d
Which was to
because she wanted to avoid the painful memories. Wanted to try and carry on. Which he finally managed to accept.
Made things interesting when he stumbled upon the fact that she was pregnant.Human/transport hybrids were not unheard of, but they were certainly unusual in this day and age. And there she was, still so young. Was it unrealistic to
hope that she would survive the birthing process? Slake wasn’t sure he wanted to stick around toHe would stay on and finish the bottom deck. Sit things out until the child was born. Safely. Then, find an excuse to depart. Collect his deposit and his
severance and be about his business.
The child definitely wasn’t his.
Certainty. To at least three decimal places.
Slake didn’t hesitate.
Piotr was born in the spring of ’45. Popped out,
fully clothed in his usual brown uniform.
Fully armed.
He swept the ship for snipers, pacing off her cor
ridors with practiced ease. Satisfied, at last, that the perimeter was secure, Piotr interrogated Slake for several hours about the ship’s range, capabilities and
armaments. He peered into Slake’s eyes, rigidlyPiotr handled the daytime shifts, at first, then gradually branched out into evenings and graveyards. He ended up taking over maintenance of the armory. Within a few weeks there wasn’t much left for anyone else to do.
Slake was truly, deeply impressed.Fathers? What had they been like? He’d never caught a glimpse of the hijackers. Foreigners, he had guessed. In any case, pirates. They could have been
anyone. From anywhere.
The RAGNAROK held her tongue.
Within a few months, Piotr had absorbed the
the family business. And he was always so full of questions. What had his mother been like, before the terrible events that had resulted in his conception?
Had she been a good ship, good at what she did?This last refrain forced upon Slake a dilemma he had long strived to avoid: Return to his old life, with all that entailed, or continue on, a new-style agent of dépêche mode, happily painting the basements ofstarships?
Slake finally agreed to show Piotr the ropes.small intermediary freighters of their contraband cargo. But Piotr evinced great promise. With increasing enthusiasm, Slake began to let him choose their
targets.
Eventually, Piotr settled on New York.
"We can’t attack New York," Slake said, brooking no argument.
"That’s where the money comes
from."
Piotr had a point. There wasn’t much he could add. "We’ll have to soup up the ship." Feeble acquiescence, but Slake recognized a promising idea when he heard it.
Slake handed the boy a cigarette, which he proceeded to disassemble and align on the table, sorting the pieces into short, purple rows of solid state components and miniature, moving parts.
"This device is actually quite sophisticated."He sensed that the Rainbow Bridge was opening.
Showing itself. Granting passage to humans.
And with his mother’s help, he would be there,
waiting to charge admission.
January, 1943.
"We’re all of us here aware that the invitations to
this party were issued on a strict, SECRET NOFORN
basis."
Plinth
Mold
cleared
his
throat,
resumed
hisspeech.
In fact, I would have to admit that the culturalfragmentation so often prophesied by our elders settled into equilibrium before many of us were even born."
"Peed my mind, waiting." Albert Lunsford looked as if he were having trouble controlling himself. He nodded rapidly, admitting to the commonly held misapprehension. Perhaps he agreed too quickly.
"Those of us not from the United States should
consider ourselves lucky to be here."
Silence.
"This is not Russia; this is not China; this is not
the place where they’re tearing down the wall.
We
attain to a higher standard."
"Do these steps only if you really need them,"
added Lunsford. Certain now that he had regained the
upper hand.
"Excuse me, Albert, but I would appreciate it if
you could pipe down and hold your remarks until after
I’ve finished speaking."
"First, state your assumptions," retorted Lunsford.
"I’m sick of your aimless pontificating in service to
nothing at all."
Plinth ignored the challenge.
Albert always said
too much.
Piotr peered into his console before turning back
to face the crew.
"We’ll
want
to
divert
additional
resources
to
interpretation and propulsion." When there were no
objections, Piotr continued the logical progression of
commands.
"Team!
Retrench assumptions!
Gazes
rearward!"
The RAGNAROK continued to drift in space.
The Rainbow Bridge loomed on screen, commanding a sizable portion of screen real estate.
It
their part, the crew still hadn’t responded to anything they had heard or seen. As was their usual mode, they continued to perform their duties in perfect silence.
Piotr consulted his leaf."Same old basement politics," laughed Albert Lunsford. "This one goes out to all the teen mothers in the house. Risky behavior. Blind, irrational exuberance."
"’Atlas shit,’" concluded Plinth Mold, and shrugged, accidentally triggering a squeal of feedback"Objectivists on break," cracked Lunsford. "Competence sitting on the can. However will we get by?"
Plinth could offer no reply. He sat down in his seat just as dinner was finally being served. He could see now that there would be no getting through to his companions around the dinner table. You just can’t argue with dead weight.
He observed in himself the silent acknowledgment that he was not accustomed to surrendering so easily.
At length, he noticed the older boy, Thomas Bright, coolly monitoring the conflagration. Eye conPossibly, to remove from the board.
Anyway, it was Bright’s party. Let these people
brush him off as a child. None of it mattered.
Plinth Mold stabbed a piece of cake with his fork.
"Twenty-one
thirty-five.
Physics
packages
away!"
Piotr shouted commentary into his commlink as a
barrage of couches were ejected from their tubes. His
eschew excess detail when dictating to ship’s logs.
The couches went about their work.
In short order, the Rainbow Bridge collapsed. Its
perimeter imploded and its light rushed inward, inscribing perspectives unimagined. Piotr steered the ship manually, passing through the required stages before the Bridge could rebuild itself from its involun
tary, fettered circumstance. Things were going well.
By now, traversal had become as second nature.
In fact, Piotr had contributed the initial papers outlining the methods involved. But, something about this
transition seemed off. Was it the framing? The sequencing? Something. Piotr jumped back in his seat as an unknown face filled his viewpoint, edging
out or overlappingscreen."Piotr Bright.
own mother."
The face seemed pleased with itself.
"I would like to ask you just one question."
"Go on," said Piotr, his composure regained. He
glanced around the bridge, noticing that the crew
seemed to have abandoned their posts.
The face seemed to grow larger.
Piotr could
clearly see the desperation gleaming in its eyes.
He
thought of a small dog, pleading to be let outside.
The giant face, sans leash, continued to speak.
"Which way to the head?"
all
other
objects
on
the
main
Slowly, Piotr raised his eyebrows over the edge of the console. The disembodied face was still there, floating placidly beyond the borders of the main screen.
"Name’s Atlas," it stated, easily.
Confidently.
Piro received the impression of a hand extended in
friendship. "How are you called?"
"Captain.
Né
Piotr.
Pleased
to
make
youracquaintance."
Thumbed his login. Authentication error.
"Anyway, where’s the shitter?"
Piotr relaxed his grip on the pistol.
The deity
After flashing a loading screen for some seconds, the RAGNAROK complied with the order. In the absence of a confirming bleep, Piotr once again
reclined in his seat. He stared at his leaf. Occasionally, he enjoyed a sip of his tea.those who found themselves unable to stomach its
symbolic payload.
"Uncanny valley," remarked the floating head.
"Not even wrong," replied Piro.
Product placement confirmed docking speed at
regular intervals.
checking. Mold coaxed a chuckle from Atlas. "If only," he sighed, sadly, and rested his chin on the floor.
On the ground, Piro stumbled briefly. Noticing the difference in gravity, he adjusted his Reeboks and paid closer attention to his footing.
Atlas inspected several divorcées en route to the public facilities. As he removed the panties from the final specimen, he shook his head in appreciation of
local craftsmanship. "Superb elastic modulus," heobserved as he continued to work his fingers in and out of the moist folds beneath her clitoris. "Responsive, too."
Piro hit up the vending machines. "The ship is eating," he snapped into his commlink. "Roger that," confirmed Atlas.
An unexpected washed over him. gone and still there was nothing Piro could do to rec
tify the situation. Unacceptable. Inevitable. Heinserted the seventy dollars change.Piro worked his thumbs into the tense muscle wire that threaded through the divorcée’s neck and shoulders.
"You may require maintenance," he said, flatly.Atlas continued to jot down notes. Throwing down her cigarette, the divorcée wobbled to her feet and vacated the head.
"This place is deserted.
All that’s left are the
women."
Piro nodded, and in response Atlas looked even
more upset.
"This vacation sucks."
He kicked the trash can with his outsized chin.
Paper advertisements whipped through the grounds, battering store fronts and light poles, propelled by the high winds of the circulation system. Compost. Piro leaned back against a dumpster and gazed up at the stars.
"Back when I first started out, this place was always packed with children." He unzipped his backpack, rummaging through his gear for a candy bar. "Native arcade did good business."
"Never been here, myself. Of course, I’ve heard
of the place."
"My... Slake used to bring me here, between missions."
"The guy with the donkey head?"
Piro froze. Eyes to the giant, floating face.
"How do you know of him?"
"Everybody knows of him. Where I’m from. Old
story.
Some legal troubles, as I interpret the narrative."
Piro unlatched his holster.
"I think you’d better elaborate."
Piro
killed
the
deity
and
boarded
the
RAGNAROK,
ready
to
resume
his
mission.
Left
thecorpse on the station. To blow in the wind.
Too many memories on that station.
As he punched in an ill-considered rash of launch
hadn’t registered since childhood. The bridge seemed to glow even more pink than was normal during the day shift.
"Mother..." he said, smoothing his hands over theHe thought he might have dozed off, tracking beyond the technical limits of the main view screen. He woke up with a start, knocked over his tea.
She spoke quietly, at first.March, 1943.
New guy. Brown jacket. Gun in my back.
I don’t like him.
Metallic sound, and then the hatch opens again.
Tight.
This really is the desert.
Sit down in a rover and now we’re speeding
Inscription in silver along the stock: THE STATE WILL EVENTUALLY WITHER AWAY LIKE A SNARK HUNTER, LEAVING US ALL FREE AS BIRDS. Can’t help but glance down at my handcuffs. Irony?
"That’s a new one," says the driver, smiling. "Used to read, simply, NUANCE, but there were objections. Nuance was out of the question."
"What kind of objections," I ask, but his eyes are back on the road and he ignores me for the rest of the trip.
"I know what you’re thinking," he finally says, smiling again as we roll up to the guarded entrance.He’s fishing for his papers, so there’s no time for
him to elaborate.
We enter.
I get up in the morning and step into a pressure
suit, seal up my face and don’t speak to a soul all day.
As I’m working, I hear things.
Strange things.
But I know better than to ask
what goes on in the other buildings.
None of these buildings seem to have basements.
Occasionally, we’re asked to press our faces to the ground and then ignore the sounds that are coming from outside the hanger.
Afterwards, we get back to work.Like I said, I don’t ask questions. I pack the pilots’ lunches and load them into the cockpits. I do a good job. I’m popular with the pilots.
Most of them know my name.Weather is still an issue. The sky’s always pink.
I am probably mentally ill.
I’ve been advised not to wear shorts on the shop
Shifts are ten hours, plus breaks. Designated smoking area, but we pretty much light up wherever we want. Explosions are infrequent.
Some of us watch telescreen while we work. I prefer to concentrate.Into the chair, cape on, tissues tucked into my collar. I always ask for a perfect box. This is seen as humor, because the barber doesn’t care what I want. The government pays him anyway. I give him the finger under my cape.
Today I’m in the chair, flipping through the new
issue of ACTRON, when the alarm sounds.
Staffed by professionals, the barber shop clears in
seconds. TIGHT IMPRESSIONS runs a tight ship.
"Tight," I say, to myself.
Outside, a flight of new hires is arriving. I head
for my bunk.
Brown jacket is waiting for me.
empty workbook onto my desk. Noticing this, his eyes seem to come into focus. His face changes and he glances at the workbook. Sensing the approach of
meaning, he contemplates the ramifications of what he’s just read. Some communication that I fail tocomprehend passes between us and then he begins to
speak. In French.
"Fais ce que tu voudras."
Ah.
So, then, this line drawn is a key.
The big trucks are easy to drive. Larger tires, greater purchase on the road. Testing on this model has been lagging behind for months. Somehow,we’ve run out of test pilots.
They’re asking me to write the owner’s manual.
I’ve yet to sit behind the wheel.
For some, this might be a problem. I figure, a job
The test site has cleared out on account of a pending series of test shots hosted from several addresses down the road. There is some fear that the radiation will drift into our facility.
The thin atmosphere has never seemed to worry
anyone, before.
I volunteer to stay.
Piotr can always be found,
with minimal difficulty, somewhere near my person.
The Chief stays for his own reasons.
I’ve never written a manual.
For some time, in
fact, I’ve been working away from the equipment.
Stationed atop the west ridge, keeping a lookout for any specialists from the other sites who might wander into our vicinity. I cover my beat twice per hour, then park the vehicle upstairs (as we call it) and lean against the hood, surveying the expanse. The grounds
are cold, flat. There is a lot of sand.
I’ve started drinking coffee.
Piotr has taken over my shifts.
We maintain
them away. Piotr simply fires shots from wherever he happens to be standing. There is no shortage of targets.
Occasionally, some stray piece of paperwork is discovered blowing across the runway. This sets off a minor stir as interns are dispatched to retrieve the invaluable pulp.
Pieces of quartz turn up literally everywhere. At
odd moments.
Eschewing the leaf, I write with a pencil.
They’ve butchered my work. Printed it how I never wrote it. But, they’ve left my name in the byline. Am I satisfied? It’s difficult to tell.
These big trucks will be death traps. In spite of the RC lights, huge tires, commercially branded bed liners nothing seems to help. It’s no surprise that we ran out of test pilots. Even here, word gets out. Back on Earth, rumors of deaths in the testing program have circulated for months. Of course, no one outside the
test site knows the details, but everyone is curious.
At the same time, nobody listens.
There’s a chance that I’ll be pinned with the
Our paper is the first to show that you can use automated tools to detect the distinct speech patterns of psychopaths.
Management is pleased.Naturally, this time, my name is being left off the
byline.
Am I satisfied?
You tell me.
I’ve observed the man they brought in to replace
me. In fact, I conducted his first evaluation. (Frankly,
I’m the only one left at the site with a solid handle on
the material.) He won’t last long. Too focused on the
rumors surrounding our location.
It’s a shame, he’s
an excellent driver.
Which brings me back to myself.
I guess I kind of miss writing the manuals. Standing on the ridge, scrawling longhand in my notebook while glancing occasionally at the birds flocking on the runway. Sad. That sort of life is no longer an option.
You don’t question your assignment.
Not if you
want to live above ground.
On the other hand, I may still get out of here.
Someday, you may even be born.
The Ford Expenditure is a full-size SUV
built
by
the
Ford
Motor
Company.
Introduced in 1944 as a replacement for
the Ford Blowout, it was previously
slotted
between
the
smaller
Ford
Exclusion and the larger Ford Fucking
Ridiculous. As of the 1945 model year,
it is Ford’s largest and last truckbased, off-road and tow capable SUV.
All Expenditures were originally built
in Wayne, Michigan.
In 1945, Ford
plans to shift its current, second
generation
model
production
to
Louisville, Kentucky.
The vehicle is a piece of junk. Barely able to propel itself down the road.
My reading is interrupted by the entrance of a tour group. I conceal the advance marketing materials under a folder and pretend to be looking at porn.
Once the new hires are gone I return to my proof.Things here have slowed down since we pushed
out the Expenditure.
I float around the test site, offering myself for oddjobs.
In my boredom I begin to break the rules. Nothing serious. I avoid reprimand by carefully allotting each transgression. Measured action is invisible to
bureaucracy. Too fine a resolution.
Besides, my wanderings are directionless.
Piro’s quarters are in the new hangar off the south
Not even locked. Pass one of his gloves in front
of the door and it opens all by itself.
Getting into my own quarters is more difficult.
Clothing is strewn around the hangar. Not what I
expected. Piotr doesn’t seem to own a chest of drawers.
Shower needs cleaning.
What is this?
Horseshampoo? Note: the long hair is not a wig.
Closet full of nightgowns.
Were he to appear here, now, Piotr would laugh at my confusion. Then he would fire two rounds into my face. Three into my chest.
I would drop to the floor.
Wait.
Hangar is changing shape.
My hand trails along her hull as I evaluate in the smooth, glossy surface of her exterior. Feeling. No seams are evident.
Does this thing fly?
Piotr has never mentioned her.
I’m into her hold, now, working my way towards
the bridge. The craft seems a lot larger on the inside. The length of this corridor makes no sense. I’m out of breath.
An elevator. I’m not even on the right deck. Wait. She jumped. Slipped on the floor.
Bridge is deserted. Lights out. If this is what he’s been hiding, these past months, I’m impressed. Was the craft built here, or flown in? What’s her range? Armaments?
Also, who wrote the dash 1?the final score? Yes, ten to six. Walking, quickly, in
a straight line. The sand is cold.
Calm down.
How to erase the logs? Piotr will know. Will he
talk? Or just shoot?
Sorry to bring this to you.
Piotr doesn’t smoke. So why was he smoking? Nana says to take it easy. Slake will clean up my mess.
Earth.
No advertising, no support, no bugfixes, payment
in advance.
The way we go about our work.
As a report, this is fairly accurate.
The dead dog is still trying to move through the
doorway.
From the threshold, another dog attacks
her, foam streaming from its lips. Body of the first dog crumbles as the newcomer bounds in and out of the room, snapping chunks of bone and flesh, crush
ing muscle and fat in its teeth. As dust. Undeterred, the dead dog continues barking.I wake up, remembering these facts, uncertain as
to how I arrived back in my bunk.
Terrible headache.
Clean up my room, gather my things. Some last
minute paperwork.
Moving day.
The humor here is that an earthmover is hard at
work on Mars.
The test site is changing, as is customary, but I
won’t be around to report on the new developments,
new products, new services. Any further records will
be generated by my successors, factjaculating as a
matter of policy.
Truth is there’s simply little left to
cover, the important work having been all sewn up.
Word is the Chief will be leaving as well.
Our careful planning has evolved into a natural
success.
Era Day.
There is trouble clearing the meridian between my quarters and the mess hall. Personnel routed carelessly. A group of propulsionists attempting egress from the crowded movie theater, simultaneous with the migration of some sort of celebration that is evidently still underway. My path is blocked.
Am I even cleared for this? Eventually, my patience wears thin. Barreling through the crowd, I elbow my way towards the waiting transport, looking away from the faces to avoid a breach of security.
Piotr nods as I board the vehicle.He sets down across the northern perimeter of the test site and nods again, this time directing me to exit the vehicle. I hand over my passes and he sweeps my bags before putting the transport back in gear, depart
ing the perimeter. I stare into the sun and the dustBefore long, Slake appears over the horizon, trundling towards my location in his old junker. I climb in and pull my hat down over my face. Time for a nap.
Hear the dead dog running along the perimeter
fence. Still intact. Still barking.
Sit back up. Look out the window.
Glint of quartz on sand.
Over to you, Nana.
I’m tired of making the
,
Piro stared at the pink planet and then stared at
the neon green words inscribed upon its surface.
"The fuck?" he asked, to no one.
The RAGNAROK set down near the southwest
is to say, metadata and not, he now concluded, a typographical feature of the planet’s surface. Piro wiped the annoyance from his short-term memory and
proceeded to investigate his immediate surroundings. "Sand," he remarked into his commlink. A dust storm loomed.
Piro erected a small shelter and inserted hisprobes into the cool, indifferent sand.October, 4048.
Mars.
Silent communication seemed telepathic in nature. In any case, he could understand what the cat was trying to say.
These questions were... above his pay grade. Piro logged into his weapon.October, 4063.
Mars.
His chronometer seemed to have repaired itself.
Fine, proceed.
Making his way across the desert, Piro retrieved
from old aircraft, some miscellaneous paperwork. The airfield was in poor repair.
Piro filed his report and then turned in for the evening, setting up camp on the far side of the dry saltDisposing of the consumables, he thought of his
father.
That night, as always, he suffered no dreams.
The RAGNAROK settled into a silent landing on the dry lake bed. Cargo doors unfurled, her invisible crew dispersed one-by-one into the desert sunlight. Peering through the morning air, each crew member spied the Martian vista, paused briefly to reflect, and then got back to work. The concern for efficiency was evidenced by the smooth transit from observation to action. Loading proceeded more quickly than was necessary for government work.
Piro was careful moving up the boarding ramp. Uncharacteristically groggy, he felt uncertain of his precise location. This would prove troublesome if he drifted off course. But, as he ventured further into the craft his confidence seemed to return. This was, after all, his home.
Safely in orbit, Piro input a request for his usualA Martian base might prove suitable, given the
proper funding.
Piro
submitted
random
queries
to
the
RAGNAROK, hoping for some interesting juxtaposition
amongst the syntax errors. When this approach failed
he decided to resume the surface of the planet.
Further study would confirm his intuition.
Or, failing
that, he could simply ask the cat.
The RAGNAROK complied.
October, 4048.
Mars.
"Isn’t she smothering you?" asked the panther.
"She’s always like this. You wouldn’t understand." Piro considered what he wanted to say next. Then he added: "It’s her way. My mother is from a different time."
He punched in a quick status report, fired it off to the RAGNAROK. Approval received, he felt free to resume the conversation.
"I admit, sometimes I don’t know what she wants
from me."
"Breaks you down, but neglects to build you back
up," continued the cat.
"How does that prepare you
for the future?"
He conceded it was a fair question.
Piro observed as the panther settled back on its
haunches and then flattened out on the rubbish pile,
resting its face on its paws. Suddenly, he realized that
its markings had changed. He looked again and now there seemed to be two cats crouching behind the couch, both occupying the same space on top of the
stack of debris. With the interference pattern it was difficult to tell where one panther began and the other ended. Their tails seemed to be intertwined. On second thought, perhaps both panthers shared the same tail. He shook his head and squinted his eyes just as
the fluctuations finally settled down.
Then, silence.
This seemed to conclude the discussion.
October, 4063.
Mars.
Once
again
aboard
the
RAGNAROK,
Piro
reviewed recent events. One cat that had become two. One set of markings that had translated themselves into another. The persistent question of the obscure architecture and furnishings that were situated
amongst unusual geography. Finally, the collapse of the waveform.Wary of misunderstandings, Piro decided to undocument the mission. Questions might sour the acquisition program. Budgets were tight, while imag
inations still yearned for controversy. The process1 October, 1943.
Carpet won’t move.
Whatever.
Moving
back
home.
Operation
was
blown.Apparently, the old woman doesn’t care.
No note. No nothing.
But, not dead.
Sit on the couch and think.
Scan reports. Mostly celebrity news. Past time to
Place a few calls.
Wash dishes.
Pack mission materials in approved container.
Finally, take own life.